December 2011
Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
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When someone draws a picture of you and it's ugly...
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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
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oh my god this is me
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I feel like I'm going to have an attitude problem...
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When someone says something slightly stupid I’ll be like:
When someone says something rude about you:
When someone makes an irrelevant argument:
When someone is walking slow as fuck in the halls:
When your teacher is yelling at you for no reason:
When some bitch is…
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anime-season:
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In real life
when you meet someone a few years older than you: oh my god, you're so OLD i can't talk to you i'll embarrass myself oh dfhsfg
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: ew, no, get away from me, I'll break your brain with my knowledge.
online
when you meet someone a few years older than you: I DON'T EVEN CARE, LOOK WE LIKE THE SAME STUFF, YOU'RE SO AWESOME, I LOVE YOU, I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU ALL THE TIME.
when you meet someone a few years younger than you: d'awwwwww omg *squish squish* ilu you're so cute, here, read some porn.
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THAT MOMENT WHEN IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME.
alyannajanica:
THEN YOU HEAR THE KEYS:
“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! THEY’RE HERE!”
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imgonnaruletheworldsomeday:
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
Attractive person: Wow, you're beautiful
Me: Okay, how much did my friends pay you?
Attractive person:
Me:
Attractive person:
Me:
Attractive person: Ten dollars.
Me: Eh, not bad. Here, fifteen to forget your troubles.
Shoujo Old Spice
maidensealbreaker:
I’m still guilty of this.
Manga: Love is possible for you. You'll also snag the hottest person ever~
Anime: You will have great and amazing adventures with some friends, and save the world!
Dreams: You can be anything you want. Even a unicorn.
Life: HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT.
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
totally-relatable:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
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When someone stares at me while I'm eating: →
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If it’s some stranger:
If it’s my best friend:
Reblog this if you're still a virgin.
getbentpunks:
I want to see how many people are proud of it.
180,000+ of the population in tumblr. including me.
Someone get this man over here!
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Mom's Advice.
Mom: You shouldn't have told him you loved him.
Me: But I did love him...
Mom: Yeah, but you loved him too much. You never let a guy know you love him more than anything. Because then they won't care if they hurt you, because they know you love him. They know you're not gonna do anything about it. Once they know they have control over you, is when they start using it against you and take you for granted. He won't care what he does to you, because he knows you care enough to stay with him no matter what he puts you through.
Me: But what if you love someone enough that you WOULD do anything for him?
Mom: You need to stop that. I taught you to be stronger than this. You don't NEED any guy. Where's your independence? You let people take advantage of you so much, what's wrong with you? You need to be bigger than that. The next guy, don't let him hurt you. If he pushes you over, you push him out on the street. My daughter doesn't deserve that.
my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you
